Slayer, thinking about metal sex, Photo: Wikipedia
By: Staff
If there’s one complaint we at GI.com always hear about the condoms our readers use is that Trojan, Durex, Lifestyle, and the rest of the condom manufacturers don’t make rubbers that are “metal enough.” Thrash metal icons Slayer apparently heard the market calling out, “MORE METAL CONDOMS,” and decided to fill that dark, lubricated void.
According to Blabbermouth, Slayer is now offering official Slayer condoms through their official internet store, perfect for some official metal mischievous dirty deeds. These Durex latex condoms come in a custom Slayer condom “matchbook” that should be busted out “when you’re going ‘South Of Heaven.’” Of course, they know that anyone using a Slayer condom will likely need more than one, so the condom matchbooks come in both 3-packs and 6-packs.
Grab your metal rubbers by ordering from Slayer’s online store.
Durex condoms are a top condom brand and have been for decades. They are dedicated to excellence in research and development, constantly striving to make sex better and safer for their customers, including but not limited to Slayer fans. All Durex condoms are FDA-approved, of course, and they are effective in preventing transmission of STDs and pregnancy.
Slayer custom condom
